Star Wars Resistance S2 E2: “A Quick Salvage Run” Instant Reaction

The way this works is I type out my instant feelings when watching an episode of a show. Then I add a funny gif or picture to it. Simple enough, right?

There will always be spoilers for the episode.

Welcome back to Resistance! Let’s get started!

TAM! BABY GURL!

LISTEN TO KAZ’S MESSAGE, TAM! LISTEN TO IT

THAT BITCH RUCKLIN!?!? YOU’RE THERE TOO!?

Actually, the First Order is the perfect place for That Bitch Rucklin. He’s gonna fit right in.

Friendly reminder that Rucklin’s first name is “That Bitch” in these reactions. Because when he does shitty stuff, you can go, “GASP! THAT BITCH!”

That Bitch wants Tam to turn in her communicator with Kaz’s message on it. If she doesn’t, he’ll turn her in.

The Colossus is running low on food, water, and essentials. Meanwhile, no one has even tried to ration these things.

SYNARA! IT’S SYNARA!

SHUT UP! SYNARA’S HERE

OOOOOO Synara is not happy that her girlfriend Tam went to the First Order!!

Synara isn’t sure if the crew can trust Tam

It would have been nice to have more Tam and Synara moments last season to have this moment. Tam and Synara were barely together last season. They had the great beginnings of a story, but it was never played out. So this isn’t playing as strong as it should be.

KAZ’S DADDY IS ALIVE! KAZ’S MOMMY IS ALIVE!

Kaz’s Daddy is blaming Kaz for the family being targeted

And there’s bounty hunters after Kaz

UGH! I’D GIVE ANYTHING TO HAVE MY CAD BOO BACK IN STAR WARS! He’d be old as hell in this show though. I just really miss Cad Bane. He’s my fav!

KAZ’S DADDY IS A SIX PACK OF DICKS

THAT BITCH RUCKLIN IS MAKING TAM HAND OVER HER COMMUNICATOR TO TIERNY AND PYRE

Ooohhh the Colossus got to D’Qar, but The Last Jedi has already happened. There’s no one there

Kaz wants to send the pirates on a critical mission to get fuel they desperately need

And the pirates don’t give a shit about everyone else’s problems. They’re more like

Synara is smooth talking the pirate leader into helping because she’s the best

Agent Tierny is such a great villain. I love watching how she manipulates Tam. It’s such good writing

This animation of this episode is spectacular

Neeku wants to be a pirate

THE FIRST ORDER HAS FOUND THE COLOSSUS

Tierny is making Tam watch the First Order attack the Colossus

Kaz’s team got the fuel! YES! NOW GET OFF THE SHIP

THE ACES! BE CAREFUL ACES!!

THE PIRATES HAVE NO FUCKS TO GIVE! They’re just having a good old time!

The pirate ship is hit!

Kaz’s team and the Aces made it back to the Colossus

THE COLOSSUS HAS LOST IT’S SHIELDS

TAM IS IN HORROR WATCHING THE FIRST ORDER SHOOT THE COLOSSUS

The Colossus got away!

POOR TAM!

Synara is rightfully chewing out Kaz for sending a message to Tam. Like I know that he trusts Tam, but it’s not like she’s on a deserted island. She’s across enemy lines. KAZ, YOU WERE IN THE NAVY! DID THEY NOT TEACH YOU THINGS!?

WHAT AN AMAZING EPISODE! This is what the season opener should have been. This is the Star Wars Resistance that I know and love.

I am so excited for next week! See you then!

 

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